Everyone has a favorite part about fall. I'm sure you've seen all the pumkin everything memes and instagram posts. 💁🏻 But, we would like to point out how it’s one of the best times to smoke a bowl. Making a pumpkin bong will embrace the fall spirit and your favorite hobby simultaneously! Not sure how to go about this? We’ve created a definitive guide for smokers to take on this project with positive results guaranteed. Read on to learn how you can make a pumpkin bong that even Charlie Brown would be jealous of.
You’ll want to prioritize height over roundness, as there must be enough space for both a downstem and a mouthpiece. When you get to the pumpkin patch, just imagine having to add these pieces to the thing and leave enough space. We used a fairly large pumpkin, which admittedly made it harder to toke - so handheld pumpkins may be more manageable.
Before taking any irreversible steps, you must map out your cuts. Mark the spots where you will make the following cuts on the pumpkin using your marker:
With a precise measuring tool and a sharp blade, carefully cut the top of the pumpkin. Be sure to keep this piece intact and nearby. Also, be careful to avoid slicing the designated downstem/mouthpiece area. You will need the seal to be as clean as possible, so don't just hack at the thing. You will need to replace the top to seal the bong completely.
Note: We cut the top with a jagged zig-zag pattern. However, we found that a single circular incision will minimize the surface area of the cut and air exposure. Please learn from our mistakes.
After removing the top, clean out the “guts” of the pumpkin using a spoon. This will remove any obstructions for both the water and smoke, allowing for the smoothest smoking experience possible. To fully clean it, flush the inside of the pumpkin out with water.
Don’t forget to clean the guts off of the top piece as well! When you are finished cleaning the pumpkin, it should be more or less hollow. After cleaning the pumpkin, place the top back on.
Completing this step carefully is critical. Carve out this designated area using a sharp knife, but keep the lower portion of the hole at a 45 degree angle. This will keep the downstem pointing down, preventing splashback. Place the downstem inside the hole. Finally, place the bowl on the end of the downstem.
If you haven’t already done so, place the top of the pumpkin back on. Next, carve out the mouthpiece portion of the pumpkin using your carving tool. Then, place the mouthpiece inside the hole.
In lieu of a mouthpiece, you can also use a straw. In this case, you will want to use a much smaller tool, such as a screwdriver, to puncture the pumpkin.
Adding a small amount of water will make the smoke flow much smoother. If you want the pumpkin to function more like a bowl or dab rig, then don’t add water.
While it won’t necessarily improve your smoking experience, it will add some much-needed character to your bong. Using a permanent marker, create a fall-centric design.
DO NOT cut your pumpkin bong like a normal jack-o-lantern, as this will cause the smoke to escape. Duh.
You’ve successfully created a pumpkin bong fit for champions. Feel free to show off your masterpiece at Halloween parties, normal smoking sessions, and maybe even Thanksgiving. But, maybe hide this one from Grandma.
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Instead of putting in a normal bowl or downstem, use a titanium nail for dabbing. In the case of a dab rig, it’s even more important to ensure that the nail is situated at the appropriate angle.
Also, don’t add water.
If you enjoyed smoking out of your pumpkin bong, then continue to do so as long as you like. Eventually, however, all good things must come to an end. When the pumpkin begins to rot, though, your efforts will not have been for naught.
You will have learned how to master the illustrious art of pumpkin bong creation. You will also have acquired a mouthpiece and a downstem, which will be compatible with other bongs in future smoking endeavors.